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Quote: from BlueSymphony at 4:53 am on Jan. 18, 2009

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Quote: from CeeCee at 4:47 am on Jan. 18, 2009

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Quote: from BlueSymphony at 4:44 am on Jan. 18, 2009

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Quote: from CeeCee at 4:41 am on Jan. 18, 2009

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Quote: from BlueSymphony at 4:40 am on Jan. 18, 2009

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Maybe some big creepy employee of his will date you, claiming to be him?

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   Like I want some Ape, I want Cusak!

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  Well, how do you know that by sending him that fan letter will arrive at Cusak instead of Primates R Us?

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  That made me burst out laughing. I never laughed so hard from an internet joke. Prob, the best answer would be that most mailmen look like primates themselves (hairy arms) so they'd know where to send it.

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 Lol, I'm glad it made you burst out laughing. Lol, I really think that if you do hear back from it, you might want to look at a proposed location. You know, making sure it isn't at some banana-bar or something. Honestly, though, I think your best bet would be to physically go to that address the fanmail gets send at at night and then break into his house, naked, with lipstick writing over your body saying "Date me, John Cusak!".

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That actually sounds like a lot of fun.

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Lol, it would certainly get his attention, that's for sure.