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I've decided to ask John Cusak out, think he'll say yes? |
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Replies: 15 Last Post Jan. 18, 2009 4:56am by BlueSymphony
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 LiveWire Humor
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His birthday is on the same day as mine. You can always ask me out, instead
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Rastafarian
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lol, doubtful.
------- You can't have buttsex without subtext!
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BlueSymphony
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Maybe some big creepy employee of his will date you, claiming to be him?
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( CeeCee )
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Oh yeah, for some reason, women tend to stalk him. He got some restraining order against some methaddict lady who threw screwdrivers over his fence for some bizarre reason.
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blufindr
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Cute, but I don't think he'll say yes. Sorry.
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BlueSymphony
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Quote: from CeeCee at 4:47 am on Jan. 18, 2009
Quote: from BlueSymphony at 4:44 am on Jan. 18, 2009
Quote: from CeeCee at 4:41 am on Jan. 18, 2009
Quote: from BlueSymphony at 4:40 am on Jan. 18, 2009
Maybe some big creepy employee of his will date you, claiming to be him?
Like I want some Ape, I want Cusak! 
Well, how do you know that by sending him that fan letter will arrive at Cusak instead of Primates R Us? 
That made me burst out laughing. I never laughed so hard from an internet joke. Prob, the best answer would be that most mailmen look like primates themselves (hairy arms) so they'd know where to send it. 
Lol, I'm glad it made you burst out laughing. Lol, I really think that if you do hear back from it, you might want to look at a proposed location. You know, making sure it isn't at some banana-bar or something. Honestly, though, I think your best bet would be to physically go to that address the fanmail gets send at at night and then break into his house, naked, with lipstick writing over your body saying "Date me, John Cusak!".
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( CeeCee )
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Quote: from BlueSymphony at 4:53 am on Jan. 18, 2009
Quote: from CeeCee at 4:47 am on Jan. 18, 2009
Quote: from BlueSymphony at 4:44 am on Jan. 18, 2009
Quote: from CeeCee at 4:41 am on Jan. 18, 2009
Quote: from BlueSymphony at 4:40 am on Jan. 18, 2009
Maybe some big creepy employee of his will date you, claiming to be him?
Like I want some Ape, I want Cusak! 
Well, how do you know that by sending him that fan letter will arrive at Cusak instead of Primates R Us? 
That made me burst out laughing. I never laughed so hard from an internet joke. Prob, the best answer would be that most mailmen look like primates themselves (hairy arms) so they'd know where to send it. 
Lol, I'm glad it made you burst out laughing. Lol, I really think that if you do hear back from it, you might want to look at a proposed location. You know, making sure it isn't at some banana-bar or something. Honestly, though, I think your best bet would be to physically go to that address the fanmail gets send at at night and then break into his house, naked, with lipstick writing over your body saying "Date me, John Cusak!". 
That actually sounds like a lot of fun.
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